I Would Rewrite the Headline...

If I ran Asylum.com, I would rewrite this headline to say, Wife Seeks to Make Husband Look Dated and Thus Unfuckable to Younger Women.  A USB drive?  Forever?  USB drives are already becoming a figment of the cloud world's imagination.  Imagine what they will be in 10 or even 50 years.  It's just like a lower back tattoo.  It seems cool at the time, but when you get your shit together,  you realize it was a mistake that only be corrected by extreme measures.

Best Wife Ever Purchases USB Wedding Ring for Husband

A new gold standard may have been set for finding the perfect mate: a woman bought her geeky husband a USB wedding ring. Of her own accord. As a surprise. For serious.

Ray Arifianto is a game developer for Microsoft, and his bride wanted to show her support for his extreme nerdiness, so she had a ring custom made to look like a USB drive. 

No, it doesn't work. (We know, we know.) 

But, it does inspire all sorts of "insert Tab A into Slot B jokes," which is like the whole point of being married, right? Engraved inside the ring are the words "for a lifetime of memories." Ha ha, USB; ha ha ha, memory.

The sweet gesture was well-received and will hopefully have greater longevity than the Zip disk cuff links of yesteryear. Remember Zip disks? Yeah, neither do we.