Monday, June 6, 2011

Damn, Sarah, You Got Some Balls

Had I been caught on my tour of American cities, historical landmarks, and swing states, I would have been humiliated to find out that my recollection of US History would be surpassed by a 5th grader in failing school program.  I would tuck my tail in and enroll myself back into the elementary school, Billiy Madison style.  But, Ol' Sarah, nope... she is going to let you know that the "Lame Stream Media" is hiding the facts from you that Paul Revere was ringing bells and holding an arms protest.


Fox was going to giver her a chance to recant, but nope.  That's just not how SP works it.  She told Chris Wallace,  “I didn’t mess up about Paul Revere. Part of Paul Revere’s ride was to warn the British who were already there, that you’re not going to succeed, you’re not going to take American arms. He did warn the British.”
WTF are you talking about?  Part of me wants you to go away, part of me wants to learn the who you get people to still feel like you have any worth as a leader in our country.  When you announce that, “I’m publicizing Americana and our foundation, and how important it is that we learn about our past and our challenges and victories throughout American history, so that we can proceed forward,” and then you babble incoherently about one of the most famous moments in our history, it makes me feel like this:

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